My Life as a Tourism Reseacher

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Voltes V Waterfall

Only a few days ago, we made a very good discovery. We actually saw and bathed in a beautiful waterfall whose cascades flow down several cataracts and eventually to the sea. Yep, Its how beautiful that site is. Apparently, we were the first "tourists" to the site and we selfishly named it "Voltes V Waterfall." The Gen-X readers would have an idea about my age on this one, ha ha! Well, it seemed appropriate, there were five visible falls and basins, the last one being a pool that formed by the sea. It was really a great, great moment. We (there were almost 10 of us including the boatmen who also saw the waterfall for the first time) acted like kids. Some went on impromptu yoga under the water, some jumped to the lowest basin, the others trekked through the highly inclined walls to see the headwater.

We also got another bonus when we visited a fishing community that never saw tourists in their midst. As usual, it was an absolute baby-making machine with laughing children dominating the scene. Really nice and happy community living in extreme hardship. We bought banig (sleeping mat made of leaves), a giant squid (not that giant, but a 4-kilo tinter minus the guts and the head/tentacles). Would have wanted to visit the spring source but night settled in. While some in our group drank rhum with the locals, we got another surprise just beside a house and saw one tree filled with fireflies!

Some other highlights of that trip - some of my companions snorkled near the waterfall and saw night-time corals that are active in the middle of the day. Did some birdwatching and saw a nesting site of rufous night heron on a rocky pinnacle along the coast. Bought 2 small tunas from local fishermen and had a great lunch on an islet with white sand and interesting rock formations (almost similar to the one in Apo Island in Negros Or.) . Some parts of the community actually looked like little Batanes as some of the houses and the churhc are made of rocks collected from their shore.

Unfortunately, I could not share yet the location of that site. I made a promise to the group not to announce yet where that place is (hint: its quite near a fast developing tourist destination). This is just to show you that a few minutes beyond what must be your best destination, there could be a better one.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

In Pursuit of Discovering the Beauty of the Philippines

This is supposed to be the manuscript of a travel book that I wanted to get published. Unfortunately, no publisher in his right mind in the Philippines would sponsor this one. They make more money doing textbooks.

Rather than get the manuscript accumulate a foot of dust and be forgotten by my ageing mind (ey, that would have to be many, many years from now), I would rather put everything in this blog.

This is where I got my self-imposed title of The Untourist - I travelled like a tourist but never acted like one. It was all part of the job. But what a job I had!

You might enjoy reading it, too.

The Quest for the Tourist Attractions

Being a tourism research officer is having a combination of fun, satisfaction, hunger, fatigue and frustration. It is true that you can go to a lot of exciting and beautiful places. But it can also take away a part of your innocence. Not that type of innocence! What I’m saying here is innocence in a clean sense. When I was a child, I would get all excited and fired up whenever there was a trip to a beach resort. Never mind if the sand were black nor were plastics swam alongside me. The thing was, it was great feeling the excitement of getting near a beach and then swimming in the waters.

My work took away that excitement. Sometimes, my job required that I stayed in a very nice beach for a maximum of five minutes and then move on to another site. It was like having a cake in front of my face but not actually eating it. But I would never change that job for anything. The frustrations and loss of innocence were mere flukes in the overall experience and adventure that I got while discovering the entire length of the Philippines.

Plus, I actually fulfilled my college dream to travel around the country. Back then, I was planning to work my butt out for at least ten years, save lots of money, then spend them all on a long term journey to the nooks and crannies of the country. What do you know, I got to fulfill that dream on the second month of my work, three months after graduation, and I even got paid to travel! My whole life as a tourism research officer was a fulfilled dream that was supposed to take place ten years after.

STRANDED IN PARADISE

I stayed in a hideaway where the rainforest embraced the sea and the limestone cliffs shaped by millions of raindrops tower over the green canopy. White sand beaches, clear waters, and the soft pounding of the waves made me think that I was in the island of Robinson Crusoe.



I was the audience to two birds, one brown and the other white, playing and chasing each other, and making loops and turns just above the water. I marked my time with the chirping of green parrots, the locals called them Pikoys, as they nibbled on berries near my cottage window.

By the beach, I watched with interest a brown leaf that gracefully floated and swayed with every gentle wave. I dipped my hand into the water to get the leaf, but it moved away! The “leaf” turned out to be a fish. It was a good time to be amazed by nature.

A walk along the coast, through the forest and over wooden board walks through a limestone forest brought me to a cave half filled with water. I had to ride a small banca to enter the cave and to witness the wonders created by God but seen only by few people. I heard the silent drops of water from the ceiling while thousands of bats and birds flew about and squeaked as they tried to find their way in the darkness. Only the thudding sounds of oars dominated our silent intrusion into the heart of the cave. "Look at that!" the boatman said as he pointed at the portion called the Cathedral, a huge pillar and limestone formation resembling the interior of a huge church. The stalactites seemed to grab me as our boat passed beneath them.

All these happened when I got stranded in St. Paul Subterranean River National Park in Palawan. It was that time when I had to take a two-hour jeepney ride, then another three-hour (now only 15 minutes) boat ride to reach the park. The boat I took could only return on the third day and all I had for company during those three days were the park rangers and the crew of Jacques Cousteau who were then making a documentary of the cave. Most of the time, I had the park, the beaches, and the forest all by myself and I kept thinking that God really made a very beautiful world.

Having no food for two extra days, the park rangers invited me to eat with them. Afterwards, we talked and told stories about life, the park, the cave, how they
take care of the place and what they feel about their forest home.

One night, one of the rangers invited me to catch some seafood in the shallow part of the sea. Night had settled in. There were only three of us in the place: I carried the lamp, Jessie took the bucket, and Mang Rudy brought a bolo. I never imagined one could catch fish using a bolo!

I then realized how it was like living near the bounty of the sea. When some fishes got attracted to the light, Mang Rudy hacked them with his bolo. We also picked up some seashells. I clearly remember when we saw a small octopus. Mang Rudy grabbed it and to my surprise, he placed it over his mouth with the eight tentacles smothering his face, then he bit the mouth of the octopus! "To make it weak and immobile," he said to me as he pulled off the octopus with its one wriggling tentacle broken off and still attached to his cheek. I was the one who was weakened by the sight. It had become very dark and were about 200 meters from the shore. The only thing that eased me was the tiny speck of the light coming from the lamp placed along the beach.

For three days I was stranded with barely enough food but I survived, thanks to the hospitality of the park rangers. Even for a while I found a refuge that thrived on simple living and very far from the complication of urban life. And with conviction, I can call it my little piece of paradise.

The First and Second Bus Rides

The official start of my nomadic existence was way back in my college days. I was an ordinary poor lad then performing magical feats to make my meager allowance last till the next, uhm, alms (okay, allowance). But that situation did not stop me from having fun! No, sir! I was at the prime of my life and I would not kill myself drooling at my friends having fun spending their parents’ hard-earned money. A crucial time came when my school org., the Society for Tourism Advancement and Growth (STAG) scheduled an outing to Cuenca, Batangas. I scrimped and saved enough money so I can join the trip. But fate of fates, I was left behind. The next logical thing was to follow them, no matter what it took, as long as my total expense didn’t go beyond one hundred pesos. Unfortunately for me, the end destination was not Cuenca but another municipality called Lemery. I did not know where the heck was Cuenca, I asked around and the best information that I got was there would be a bridge and some zigzag roads. If I made the mistake of alighting at the wrong point, I may have to walk numerous kilometers or admit defeat and catch another bus back to Manila.

Fast forward. I found the bus terminal (its BLTB along EDSA in Pasay) and the right bus going through Cuenca. It was not leaving until after an hour so I had the chance to observe what was happening around in the terminal. It was sort of chaotic. Hundreds of people were in the terminal. A lot of them were passengers like me waiting for or looking for the right bus. Luckily, a Lemery-bound bus departs every one and a half hours and one immediately takes its place as soon as the last bus departs. I got a nice, window seat at near the end of the bus. It was almost noon when the bus started to depart.

I thought all buses operate the same way like the way done in the buses plying the EDSA route. The bus conductor comes near you, asks for your destination, you give the money and he gives you the ticket. Well, it’s quite different in provincial buses.

I went to the ticket window and the officer told me that I could pay for my fare to the conductor. So I just readied my money. The first time the conductor got near me, I immediately readied to hand him my precious one hundred pesos. He ignored my money and just asked me my direction. The second time he came near me, he gave me my bus ticket. Again, the money remained in my hand. It was only on the third visit that he took my payment. Such protocol!

The bus was quite full with some children stationed about three seat rows in front of me. The fresh, noon winds caressed my oily face as the bus shot through the south expressway. I kept thinking about the zigzag road and the bridge as if the words became my mantra. The kids and their parents kept eating and throwing plastics out of the bus window. That entire scene and my long mantra took about thirty minutes without interruption.

Then one of the kids put his head way out of the window, and he started…. right, …. puking! I couldn’t curse him, he was just a kid! I had to keep my cool even if I was only three rows behind him; and his by-products, powered by strong winds, would surely hit me. So I just closed my window and watched the poor kid take out everything. I mean, everything including what seemed like his green-colored stomach fluids.

It took about 20 minutes of hell for the kid while I tried to keep my focus on the road and watched out for the zigzag road and the bridge… the zigzag road and the bridge….

Although the exhausted kid stopped doing his thing after some long minutes, I kept my window shuttered. Never mind the breeze. And I was glad I made the right decision! One lady who was two seats to my front was eating a green mango with bagoong. The wind blew away her bagoong and some bits got plastered on my window. Phew!

The bus zigged and zagged and finally crossed a long bridge. My heart leaped and I asked my seatmate the name of the town we were in. He answered “Cuenca,” and that became the start of my nomadic life.

The second bus ride was less adventurous. I was scheduled to go to Legaspi City in Albay for a mountaineering activity on Mayon Volcano. I was still new at the Department of Tourism and it was going to be my first very long bus ride of about 12 hours.

I did everything according to the books. I bought a ticket in advance and went to the improvised bus station in Ermita, Manila.

There were about eight of us passengers waiting at the ticketing station. At 15 minutes before 7:00 P.M., the guard told us that the bus had arrived. So off we went to the bus parked in a dark corner of the streets. There were about three buses parked in the area and I took the nearest one. Each ticket had a corresponding seat number and I dutifully took my numbered seat. I was carrying a huge backpack and everybody was staring at me (I think I was only paranoid then). Every seat was filled in no time and the bus prepared for the departure. The conductor started inspecting the tickets making sure that everybody was in his right seat. When he came to me, I gave him my ticket. I was very confident I was in the right seat. But with a startled face, the conductor immediately told me that I was in the wrong bus! I could not believe it! Did he mean that there were actually a lot of bus companies using the same terminal? All the three buses were about to leave and I grabbed my ticket and ran the entire length of the bus. Never mind the snickering people as long as I get on my right bus!

There are actually a lot of adventures that can happen on a long bus trip. Unlucky are the unprepared and the naïve; their adventures may actually become misadventures. So let my tips (taken from actual experiences) prepare you for your long bus trips.

Bags placed overhead are potential projectiles. Check the ones placed on your top and have a sound sleep


Do not place your bag on the floor! Somebody might be silently puking while the bus travels
At a stop-over, always remember your bus number and do not take more than 15 minutes to get back to your bus


For the guys, some buses are equipped with a comfort room. As much as possible, do not use it while the bus is running, especially if you’re traveling on a zigzag road. For the ladies, as much as possible, do not touch any surface inside the comfort room.


In the hot noon hours, the bus air condition would be short of a glorified abaniko; but in the evening, just when you would want to be sound asleep inspite of the bumps, engine noise and the snoring seatmate, that same air con would really freeze the butt of anybody unprepared for the cold. So, bring a jacket or even a blanket.

The Missing Passenger

Traveling alone makes you alert at all times. You try to get all the details and follow procedures just to make sure that you can get to your destination unscathed. A moment that your focus slips, your trip might then be jeopardized. But what if something happened and you can’t put the blame on anybody?

So there I was in Tuguegarao airport waiting for my ride home. I was one of the earliest passengers and I got the chance to settle in a nice spot in the waiting lounge. As my departure time neared, more passengers started streaming inside the lounge. There was even a famous actor-singer who sat near me. He was quite small (sorry, I’m not really into Tagalog showbiz, and I don’t know how to describe them showbiz guys). As the lounge was filled up with some of the passengers having no choice but to stand in waiting, it started to rain. Was it a portent of my immediate future?

Then several airport utility guys shouted, “O, yung galing sa Basco!” (Literal translation: ‘The one/s that came from Basco!’). Basco is the capital town of the province of Batanes and a small plane (the fokker) serviced its Basco-Tuguegarao-Manila route. Several people walked towards the plane while some Philippine Airlines personnel handed out huge umbrellas. After some minutes, there were still many of us left. A bigger airplane heading for Manila was still parked on the tarmac. When the flight number of this plane is called out, the waiting lounge would then be empty of people.

It had been around ten minutes and the shouting guys came back uttering the same line. They stood for about a minute. It appeared that they were waiting for the remaining passengers for the fokker plane. One ran towards the plane and returned. I heard him told his colleagues to go look for the missing passenger in the comfort room. Zero. ‘Go to the canteen!’ Zilch. Then, as if by a stroke of genius, the guy that ran towards the plane asked all of us waiting passengers in a loud voice, “Who holds an orange-colored boarding pass?” I looked at my hand and there it was, an orange piece of paper. The other passengers near me were also looking at my ticket! I immediately stood up and the guy hustled me to the plane under the rain and without an umbrella!

Then there she was, a pretty stewardess, with her wide smile and greeted me with arms wide open (if only I could read her mind). And as if on cue, all the other passengers stared at me while I walked towards the only remaining seat at the end of the plane. The stewardess approached me and told me that they were so kind that they did not leave me behind. I tried to explain everything to her. But before I could open my mouth, she made a fast turn around leaving me with my mouth wide open.

If only she heard my story. I tried to tell her that I was waiting for the flight number to be announced.

And that I did not come from Basco.

The Slow Boat to Bohol

The Philippines is an archipelagic country with more than seven thousand islands scattered all over its territory. Therefore, its sea transportation must already be advanced even ten years ago. Correct? Wrong!

Even before the Spaniards came, Filipinos have been traveling by boats. But some real good and fast boats have never been used in our country until the mid 90’s. What were basically used to travel from one island to another were small ferryboats. Even with the advent of fast ferries, there are still numerous old, slow boats that service many of the Philippines’ islands. And the best places to get a taste of these boats are in the Visayas and Mindanao areas.

A typical, non-modern ferryboat could hold about 300 passengers. It is usually divided into economy (provided only with wooden benches or cots), the tourist class (this time, the benches are padded), and the cabin (four people can fit into this air-conditioned claustrophobic space. Aside from humans, a ferryboat can also accommodate about 200 sacks of rice, construction materials, lots of cans of biscuits, and occasionally, chickens, cows and pigs.

The best slow ferry experience I had was the one I took from Cebu to Bohol. Unfortunately for me, I went there on the month of May. This is the time when the whole clans of Boholanos congregate in the province for month-long fiesta celebrations at any given point in the island. This practice is so ingrained among the people of Bohol that many of them are willing to lose their jobs in Manila or Cebu just so they can go home. And what did it mean to me? I ran out of ferry tickets. But luck comes to man in trouble. A scalper disguised as a vendor approached me and offered to sell me a ticket so long as I bought some of his trade. Fair enough. I spent 30 pesos on banana chips. Then I settled at the economy section at one side of the boat. There I saw naked children asking boat passengers to throw money into the sea. They in turn dived and catched those coins. My attention was focused on one kid who was standing on a pole. He kept diving and retrieving coins and yet his hands remained empty. Then I saw him open his mouth and spit out about four pieces of coins!

There were so many other things to watch as one waits for the ferryboat to depart. There were ice water vendors who threw plastic bags filled with very cold water to the thirsty passengers. Inside the ferry, my curiosity was aimed towards a lady who held a plastic basket. As she neared my place, I saw what was inside the basket – a manicure set. She was seeking customers then.

As the boat signaled its departure, business entrepreneurs struggled to get out of the boat. After about five minutes we finally got a taste of the sea breeze that continued caressing our faces for the next four hours.

This is it?

One thing I learned about tourism research is that you have to actually see it before you believe it. This principle made me walk numerous kilometers inside forests and coconut plantations and lots of hours on banca rides. Sometimes, the stories of local people on potential tourist attractions were so inspiring that we felt we must visit the site. One instance that I could never forget was the claim of a farmer in Atimonan, Quezon.

He said that there was a huge waterfall inside the forest. Its sound could make one’s heart beat faster and its height would really amaze its visitor. There was only one thing though; we had to walk for about two hours inside the forest. My companion, Myrna Zara of the provincial tourism office, and I readily prepared ourselves for the walk. So over sweat, mud and fallen trees, we finally reached a spot where the farmer stopped. ‘At last’, I said to myself, ‘I can rest for a while’.

Myrna asked the farmer whether we were near the waterfall as everything there seemed quiet. We could not hear any river sound or the heart-throbbing pounding splash of the water falling from great heights. To our -__\+º, the farmer looked at the wet limestone wall nearby that was no higher than ten feet and with a soft and slow flow of water dripping at its edge. He then said that it was the waterfall he was talking about. A water what!? (drip, drip…)

He then added that the last time it rained, there was a waterfall then.

It was a lesson I would forever hold dear in my heart.

9 Days in the Pacific

If you try to visit all the tourist attractions in the province of Quezon and you allot only one month. Then be ready to actually go to only 20 percent of the existing and potential tourist attractions. Quezon is one huge province that is dominated by rugged terrains and access is quite difficult in many places. Many municipalities are located in the coastal areas that the only practical mode of travel would be the old reliable bancas. Sometimes, an entire morning would be spent just to visit one potential attraction, and then the entire afternoon would be spent to get out of that place because there would be no more vehicles that would dare travel in the night. Plus this – if it’s a low tide, you can almost forget about reaching a particular destination. Unless you’re willing to push your banca to deeper waters.

This is one of the reasons why the entire nine days were solely devoted to the towns in the pacific side of Quezon Province, specifically the Polillo Islands and the northern towns of Real, Infanta and General Nakar. Of those nine days, half were spent in the terra firma. Our main base was the town of Real where we visited mostly backyard type of tourist resorts with the beaches generally made up of black sand. Being located in the pacific further gives the coastal sites geographic features dominated by boulders, wetheared cliffs and rocky outcrops.

Going to Real is now a breezy one hour of travel, which cuts through the scenic Sierra Madre mountain range starting from the town of Siniloan in Laguna. But back in the mid 90’s that road was more of a major rut bisected by numerous waterways created by nature during rainy seasons. And on dry seasons, that 47 kilometer-long rut became a natural powder factory that was sure to invade every nook of the nostrils of travelers and turn their generally black hair to, well blond. At that time, travel time was a long wait of four hours from Laguna.

Travel opens up your eyes not only to the beauty of the country but also to the sad realities of the countryside. It was in the streets of Real where I saw one of the most poignant events. It was in the late afternoon when everybody was minding his own business. On a dusty street were four boys who must have ranged between the ages of 6 – 11. They were walking on a single file. The youngest was holding an improvised wooden cross that he held abreast. Behind him was the eldest who held a very small coffin the size of a shoebox. The two other boys were behind them. I asked my host, “There were only four of them, and were they going to bury their baby brother?” No answer was uttered. I wanted to put some rational into what I was seeing. Their mother must have been in the house recuperating and their father must be taking care of their mother. As I observed them walking, the scene looked very surreal. Every step they made created thin clouds of dust. They looked at everybody and their eyes seemed to tell something. No, they were not asking for sympathy. Their eyes were not sad, but sharp and hard. And another surprising thing I observed was that nobody in the town minded the children. Everybody who noticed them gave one quick glance and returned to his own business. I really felt dazed watching the entire event. I kept asking myself, “Is this really happening?”

We were only on the first two days of the trip and a lot were already happening. At about eight in the evening, there was a sudden power outage. Me and my companions treated it as a slight inconvenience and slept with the buzzing sound of mosquitoes the whole night. Breakfast came the next morning and our host was thankful that the reported raid of the communist rebels in the town did not happen. So that’s why they turned off the electricity last night!

The town of Infanta had similar coastal features – rugged coastlines and black sand beaches. Except for one family’s resort that had, of all things, pine trees. I know, it’s hard to imagine that pine trees could actually grow in a place like that, but that family succeeded in that.

Night time in Infanta was spent in a local restaurant cum karaoke bar which we shared with some off-duty(?) soldiers.

The town of General Nakar was separated from Infanta by a wide, but shallow river. To get there, we had to take a tricycle from the town proper of Infanta, and upon reaching the riverbank, transferred to a dugout boat. We then transferred to another tricycle waiting at the other side of the river. General Nakar had a very small town center. Palay seeds that were left by the locals to dry dominated its cemented roads. Quite a number of pets roaming the streets were cute porky ones that ran very fast when our tricycle got near them.

Although we visited another stretch of beach, our main fare was a visit to a sub group of Aetas called the Remontados. They are coastal dwellers similar to the Agtas in Isabela, only the Remontados have a distinct characteristic. Quite a number of them have a mix of Spanish blood. Apparently, some Spanish missionaries improved or tainted the genetic make up of the Remontados. Hearing the locals (the Tagalogs) say their story on the Remontados made me shake my head for reasons I don’t know. The locals (the Tagalogs) say that the Remontados have blue eyes, wisps of blond hairs, and good height. After hearing the background, off we went to one community. The first ones we met along a trail were a far cry from what the locals described, they were typical Aetas with hardly any evidence of racial mix up. But when we came to their community, we encountered some Milli Vanillis – they were tall, with evidently white-colored skins that were hued by exposure to the sun, and facial features that could easily pass for mestizos. In fact, my female companions said that they had the looks of hunk models.

But beyond the good looks of some of their members, the Remontados we met were typical of indigenous people who lived very simple lives and relied on the bounties of nature. They used to live inside rainforests and along shores and they gathered only what they needed for the day. No hoarding of food was necessary. Nature simply replenished what little amount they gathered. But because their nomadic lifestyle may had been altered, they were forced to do kaingin farming on the mountains surrounding their community.

Their huts were very rustic and small. It seemed that their houses were built to accommodate people who are less than four feet tall.

At one point, I kept thinking that they were indigenous, alright. But honestly, I did not know how we could make them into a “tourist attraction.” When I looked at them, they fleetingly stared back at me. Their children who were swimming in the river curiously looked at us. There was no emotion. Not even an appreciation on their part. What were they thinking of us? There was nothing touristic I could make out of them. I could say a lot of things about social morality, exploitation and stuff like that. To sum it up, it just didn’t seem right.

There was one nice thing about that area, though. I did not know that somebody asked a Remontado to get us lobster in the sea for our lunch.

The following day was the start of our arduous island-hopping journey to Polillo.

We missed the daily ferry from Real to Polillo and we were forced to hire a huge cargo banca with outriggers made of solid lumber. On board, there was not much to do except bask under the sun and exchange stories. One of our local companions, Ms. Nelly, said that she tries to avoid crossing the sea between mainland Luzon and Polillo, especially after she experienced being in the middle of huge waves the height of churches (her word!). It was a good thing we crossed the sea in the middle of summer months. We didn’t have to worry about seeing religious edifices.

Like many of the small towns in Quezon, rustic is the word that easily comes to mind in describing the town center of Polillo. What made the trip very interesting to some of us males in the group was that beautiful and young lady doctor who decided to stay in the island instead of a huge classy hospital in Manila. Talk about social duties!

The Polillo islands group is actually composed of five island municipalities with the three (including Polillo town) located in the main island, and the two scattered at the northeastern section of the area.

In the Polillo town, we were ushered to two beach areas with brown sands and a typical tropical ambience. Our guides said that not much tourists actually visit their place. Only foreign individuals come not for vacation but to collect their flying lizards (was it biopiracy?). The NPAs on the other hand, although they frequent the place, only go there for rest and recreation.

In one of the beach areas, we were brought to a house that must have been owned by one of our local guides. It was nearing lunchtime and he insisted that we have our meal in that house. I was a little hesitant as the house was a very simple bahay kubo with no flooring. Surely, it would be a great drain on the meager resources of the homeowner. Our guide must have sensed what I was thinking and he told everybody that the meal would be one of the chickens we saw roaming in the area. Uhm, okay.

To while away the time, stories and jokes were exchanged. The locals’ favorite type of joke was the Probinsiyano version which made fun of people in the provinces. My favorite was about the farmer who watched an adult movie tape for the first time. The farmer became disturbed and his eyes widened when the tape showed a naked couple running along a beach. The farmer’s eyes were focused intently on the TV set. A few more minutes and the scene became more torrid. That did it! The farmer stood up an shouted, “Ado! Sa amin, nag tag-gutom, pero di kami nakain niyan!” (By golly! We had a famine in our community, but we never ate that kind!)

At last! Lunch was served. A free-range chicken we saw an hour earlier became a ginataang adobo in a snap. Although I was feeling a bit guilty while eating, the viand was really, really great.

After the visits to the beach areas, the locals claimed that their main tourist product was located in the middle of the sea. Guess what? Corals? No. Sand bar? No…. Dolphins? No. – It was a reef (no corals – they were all dead) that was less than a meter deep. So we took a small banca (which was good for only two persons but there were four of us) and went to the site about 30 minutes off shore. And we actually swam in the area. It was a nice place to swim in the open sea. Only there were no sand or corals. The locals said that dynamite fishermen blasted the corals to smithereens. We were only wary of some seas urchins we saw in the area.

Meals and accommodation for the night was sponsored by the mayor (another savings on my P115 per diem!). It was a big bahay kubo complete with all the rural amenities like air-continuous, papag, and kulambo. Night music was provided by cicadas and tukos (a kind of gecko that sings in a melodious sound of, tuk—kho….).

I was emotionally disturbed before dinnertime when I saw the cook using old implements. I excitedly told her how surprised I was to see what she was using. She stared sharply at me as if she wanted to hit my head with the steel pipe she was holding. Oooppss, bad idea. A few soft words and explanations of ignorance eased her a bit. I went to bed uttering the words, “Did I say something wrong?” By the way, she was using the steel pipe to blow on the amber and control the flame.

Another day. It was time to proceed to a nomadic existence. The local officials of Polillo showed us the road that leads to the town of Burdeos. They said that in the reports of the Highways Department, the route was a finished asphalt road. But what was actually furnished to the top honchos in the government were photos of another road project. The towns of Polillo and Burdeos will have to wait for many more years before they actually have a good road as the “finished” road would have an expectancy of twenty years before complete rehabilitation is made. So the king of Polillo – Burdeos road was the motorbike. Yup! Those sport motorbike that can accommodate one or two paying back riders. I became excited when I found our about that one. My father used to bring me to Montalban with his 110 cc motorcycle. This time, I was going to ride a motocross, a real sport vehicle. Actually, the road was so bad that only motorcycles can pass through numerous spots.

Most bikes had two back riders. After some final checks and reminders, off we went! Equaled with fear, the excitement was really the tops of the ride. The drivers were very professional. We had steep inclines, mud, rocky portions, and yet, every bike was able to pass through unscathed. I was thinking that should those guys be given a shot at motocross sports, many Manila-based riders would pale in comparison! There was even a narrow, but deep creek that we had to cross. The biker told us to hold on and he deftly crossed the provisional wooden plank that must not have been eight inches wide.

After an hour of shaking, sliding, and muted screaming, we finally arrived at the town of Polillo. The town mayor welcomed us and let us stay in his house. He was a former policeman and he was also into numerology. He told us tales about his town and himself. He regaled us that his police work made him an expert to know if another person was lying – through the movement of his Adam’s Apple. Cool, huh?

Time was short so we immediately went on our business. The mayor got for us a small boat and we started to see what the town could offer. I was so impressed by the resources of Burdeos. Our boat was till plying the town’s river on the way to the sea when I saw a child on dugout boat showing his catch to us. It was a colorful clown fish, which he caught by a simple hook and line. Ten minutes away and I saw more of the town. There were small islands ringed by white sand beaches. A long sand bar in between two islands! More white sands. And lots of corals seen from our boat! I found another paradise!

The following day was going to be treat of more islands and secluded coves. We were on our way to another island municipality called Patnanungan. We used the same boat and passed through same islands and coral reefs. We even made a stop at one island where a limestone formation was venerated by some religious folks. The trip was very long – eight hours onboard a small (and flimsy-looking) boat over the Pacific Ocean. For lunch, we stopped at one island where one of our companions squealed with delight. She shouted, “Swahe!” All over the place were short-spiked sea urchins. She scooped up some and started eating them raw! Yukkk! She said that it was an expensive delicacy in Japanese restaurants and this was the only place where she can eat as many swahe as she can. We had fun watching her eat and we collected more urchins and put them in a plastic bag as baon. We spent some time on the island and explored some of the corals. The waters were clear and we actually saw corals with lots of colorful fishes at knee-deep areas.

It was supposed to be a fulfilling trip where we saw how a pristine natural area would look like. But it was shattered by what we saw later on. As the boat trudged on, most of the corals we saw were dead, as in white-dead. There was also a time where we seem to have traveled over a kilometer of shallow water and the entire reef was dead. I became very disturbed and began asking questions nobody on the boat could answer. “Why?” What happened?” Our boatman could not even give us audible guesses.

The answers though, showed themselves to us. We passed by a huge wooden boat with lots of men on it. It looked like a floating squatters’ colony. Around the big boat were about ten small bancas. We saw some of the men on the small boats wearing wooden goggles and holding cylindrical plastic containers. All of them guys gave us grave looks. We, in turn, did not take away our stare from them. I was so curious and I did not have an idea what type of fishing activity those guys were into. One of my companions got near me and whispered, “cyanide” Another shame on my career! I personally witnessed massive cyanide fishing and I just stared at those guys.

There were also small islands filled with so many people. They reminded me of a place where I grew up. On a 300 square meter lot, up to twenty families can have their own home.

It was already 3:00 P.M. when we reached an island bird sanctuary called Minasawa. It looked more like a beach resort with clear waters and white sands. I didn’t know much about birds back then so we just spent a few minutes ogling at the forest (no birds – they were still out, much like office time?). We then went to the town proper of Patnanungan where we again abused the hospitality of the town mayor. We had visited most of the islands within the town’s territory so our stay in the poblacion was more of rest and hobnobbing with the local officials. Dinnertime came and were served with the best adobong pusit I’ve tasted in my entire life. Sleep time came and the mayor told us to sleep anywhere in the main sala. The girls in our group were lucky; they got to stay in a bedroom.

Us guys were about to call it a night when we noticed that a lot of children were going to sleep in the same space we were going to use! We made the courtesy to make the children comfortable first and decided to stay for a while in the balcony and gaze at the millions of stars. The best way to look at the stars is to lie down. I did not have any pillow and the most practical head cushion I could use was my pair of slippers. Some minutes passed, we exchanged some good stories, and then we heard them – ear shattering blasts that were muted by the distance of the sources of the explosions. Great! First, we saw cyanide, then we heard dynamites! We counted the blasts and each one we hoped would be the last. There was a blast every five minutes! And it went on and on until we got tired of counting.

It was a very tiring day and I must have fallen asleep on my slippers. I woke up in the middle of the night and all my companions were gone. The blasts continued, though. The night wind was already very cold and I decided to get inside the house. The children were already sound asleep and my friends were already snoring. I tried to find a pillow and a blanket but could not get hold of any. I decided to sleep on the edge of the banig (mat) beside a child. I was forced to carefully push the sleeping child so I can have more of the banig and slept under it.

Morning came and I took the opportunity to report the dynamite thing to the first local official I met. After that very short conversation (this is how it went – me: “Sir! Meron palang dynamite fishing dito, ano?” [Sir, there’s dynamite fishing here, isn’t it?]; local official: “Ah, Oo, meron nga.” [Yes, there is]), somebody whispered really close to my ear that the guy I just talked with was the dynamite fishing lord in the area.

Off to another town! The town of Jomalig, the island municipality farthest from the mainland was less than two hours from Patnanungan. We had a hard time docking on the beach as it was a low tide and the corals were very near the water surface (this time, the corals were live ones). The boatman had to move very carefully amidst the forests of corals to avoid damaging the boat and us getting stranded. Jomalig is a very small town dominated by cattle ranches. Corals and white sand beaches ringed the entire island. We went to the island’s prime tourist area, a beach covering many hectares and with no development.

We finished our business in a couple of hours and went on our way back to Polillo. This time, our travel time was a lot faster as we did not have to stop at any island anymore.

The last day was our trip back home. Not much fanfare or disturbing scenes. From Polillo, we got on a regular ferry and landed at Real. Got a jeepney to Siniloan, Laguna. It was an ordinary trip. The road winded a lot and at one point, a young lady hitched a ride. The jeepney was quite full and she decided to hang on a bar at the end of the vehicle. I thought it was no way a woman could do that so I offered her my place and I would hang. But instead of acknowledging my, urhm, chivalry, she looked at me with incredulity and held on her ground (well, bar). Well, maybe the world has indeed changed.

16 DAYS ON THE ROAD

The Department of Tourism once had a big project called the Philippine Tourism Highway. It was geared towards promoting travel around the country using the national highway straddling the entire country. From Manila looping around Luzon down to the Visayas and Mindanao (we ended the highway to Davao City). Would you believe that one of our trivial but major problem was finding out the exact name of the highway system? We talked to a lot of people at the Department of Public Works and Highways and NOBODY could give the official name! Now we know that you and I have a choice. These are: the Pan-Philippine Highway, Maharlika Highway, Japan-Philippine Highway, or Philippine Tourism Highway, or even President Estrada Tourism Highway (why not the GMA Tourism Highway?). Pick your choice. I was one of the project leaders who were tasked to lead a bunch of guys consisting of personnel from different government agencies to travel the half portion of the system down south. Another team tackled the Luzon circuit. Our job? To assess the highway system alongside with tourist facilities needs and find out all those potential tourist attractions along the way. There were two vans that traveled on each circuit. One was the tourist van (they went to discover the tourist attractions); and the other was the highway van (guys from the highways, tourism, telecommunications and transportation departments had no choice but to endure each other’s company). This van looked at the road and seaport condition, and we ogled at the telephone and electric lines and poles lined up along the roads. Yes, we even looked at each kilometer marker as we traveled. This story is like a diary. Not much form, only details. So this is how we fared:

DAY 1
Take off. Press release at a hotel.
Proceeded to zero kilometer marker at the Luneta
Secretary Gabor and some media bided us goodbye
Smiled for the camera; still clean-shaven
Traveled via south superhighway
Had a sumptuous lunch in Sto. Tomas, Batangas (P1,500 for 15 pax)
Stopped-over at Calauag, Quezon

DAY 2
Traveled to Bicol. First stop at the Aimee Irene Twin Falls at Sta. Elena. Nice waterfall. Only with unsightly concrete improvements

Saw a wide concrete road to the town of Capalonga. Wanted to check it out. Good thing my companions dissuaded me. Found out later that concrete road was only one kilometer long. What followed next was 18 kilometers of really bad trail.

Next stop, San Jose Beach in Talisay. A loooong stretch of beach with no cottages. A good place for surfing and body boarding, Proceeded to Daet and saw the famous Bagasbas Beach. Another place for surfing and body boarding.

DAY 3
To Camarines Sur. Checked out Libmanan Caves National Park. Only two kilometers of lateral road to the site. Van almost got stuck and fell off a shallow ravine. Libmanan has huge caves. Saw concrete kiosks that were appropriate in city parks, not in a natural area! Stubbles start showing.

DAY 4
To Legaspi City. Imposing view of Mayon Volcano. Visited hoyop-hoyopan cave. Colleagues prayed at Daraga Church which was made of volcanic tuff and rocks. Treated to lunch by a local friend of my companion. Drank some beer at a local club.

DAY 5
To Sorsogon. Greeted warmly by Mrs. Duran, president of provincial tourism council. Had a grand tour of Bulusan Lake and Volcano. Saw rugged coastlines and went to Barcelona Church. Interesting. The church also served as a fort with windows built for double purpose: one to let the sunshine in and the other to keep raiders away. Only it was finished when raidings also ended.

Irosin Church in Sorsogon




DAY 6
By boat to Allen. The vans left us and we went to the ro-ro (roll on – roll off) boat. Several buses were also fitted inside the ship. Travel time was two hours and there was nothing to do. Arrived in Allen. Vans and regional tourism personnel greeted us. Went around town and saw the “Bato ni Toto” or growing rock by the roadside. They say that it was an ordinary rock that continued to grow. Now it’s bigger than a house. Also saw Bruno the Mummy. Yes, it was a dead man that did not disintegrate. Dressed like a “santo” and wife asked for some donation for picture taking. Also saw a cemetery that was eaten by the sea. Crosses and tombstones jut out of the shallow water.
Ang Bato ni Toto





Heard that Catarman had potential. Good road and one nice beach but many attractions are in the islands and mountains. Crossed a road where we looked right and left first, then upwards. A plane might be landing on the road cum airport.

DAY 7
A very nice beach. Needed to answer call of nature and surprised at stalactites actually forming at the comfort room ceiling! Saw one small but nice waterfall near the roadside. Shown by the locals the rivers and trails leading to cave and waterfalls sites. Indulged at the view of Maqueda Bay. One of the most scenic along the highway.

DAY 8
Catbalogan. Same thing as Calbayog. Attractions are in the forests, can’t visit them. Still seeing Maqueda Bay. Had the most delicious lapu-lapu (grouper). Stayed late at night doing karaoke. Member-writer said that he must go back to Manila. Emergency, he said. Can’t do anything so let him go.

DAY 9
Crossed San Juanico Bridge. Stopped for a few minutes in the middle and waited for a truck to pass by. Felt the intensity seven tremor (shallow, but exciting). One companion found out that her mother died in Manila. Cried a lot and went back home. Two down. Remaining group stayed at Leyte Park Hotel. Visited Sto. Nino Shrine, the one built by Imelda Marcos. Went bare feet inside and saw great opulence, but signs of wear and tear evident. Visited Mc Arthur Landing site in Palo. Attempted to come near the statues in the middle of a lagoon but flooring was very slippery. Passed it up. Hill 522, overlooking large bay area and was heavily bombarded by Americans. Lots of Japanese soldiers must have died there. Photographer backed out of hiking the hill (it was 522 meters high). Volunteered to hike up and bring the camera and almost regretted it. Saw foxholes and concrete bunkers (or bomb shelters?)

Nighttime. The resort had a swimming pool so we took the opportunity. Later, went to the Karaoke bar. Waited for the mic for two hours, sang one song then went out to call it a night. Beard and moustache must have been 1/2 inch long.

DAY 10
Traveled the length of Southern Leyte. Not much seen and proceeded to Liloan town where ro-ro ferries to Mindanao dock. A very small and sleepy town. Not much seen. The tourist van was late. They said they got lost looking for a published attraction. They did not find it and concluded that it does not exist. Nobody they asked knew of such place.

DAY 11
Crossed the sea to Surigao del Norte. Saw continuous length of mountains of Southern Leyte. Kept thinking that there must be something interesting in those mountains. Looking out to sea, saw maybe a hundred small fishing bancas scattered all over the place. It was like a grand parade of paraws. Not much to do so played Pusoy Dos instead. Was given some words by a crew for playing cards. Had to hide bet monies.

Arrived in Surigao City and greeted by another set of local tourism officers. Great local foods were served.

Traveled good length of Surigao del Norte. Met with the Mayor of Kitcherao, one town where one can see the scenic Mainit Lake, one of the largest bodies of water in Mindanao. The mayor kept saying they get good sili (eel) from the lake. It was near lunchtime and we waited with excitement for the sili. We were served chicken.

Passed by a very nice waterfall near the road in Kitcharao.

Proceeded towards Agusan del Norte and made a very long stop in Cabadbaran. Very nice town. Lots of American and Japanese made schools. Old houses and the church within a church. The town was rustic and clean. Wanted to stay longer but had a schedule to meet. Proceeded to Butuan City. Checked in a local hotel, had one round of beer, sang a lot of old songs with Kiko, Joey and Boy Flores then called it a night.

DAY 12
Our van missed a lot. The guys in the tourist van were entertained by a local boys’ choir in Butuan City and saw some nice local attractions. Our van went to the port and we saw some huge ships. A little bit lucky when we saw a local museum with the remnants of a balangay, one of the first ships that brought in Filipino ancestors. Had to get back to Cabadbaran and take some photos of more attractions.

DAY 13
Went to the town of Magallanes and saw a shrine. Locals say that Magellan actually landed here and not in Limasawa. The site was called Masao and had lots of water and food. Limasawa, being a small island, had very little of them. Common sense should tell us that one would prefer a place with food and water. Honestly, I can’t side with anybody.

Also saw the very tall Toog Tree. A very hard tree that early loggers failed to cut down. Their chainsaws were no match to the steel-like hardness of the tree.

Saw another tree that the loggers failed to get, the Bitaog Tree. It took about 11 of us to encircle the trunk of the Bitaog tree.

DAY 14
Passed by the vicinity of Agusan Marsh, one the largest wetlands in RP. Could have done some boating and seen some migratory birds, but no time. Bought instead some marang, local banana and durian from fruit stalls along the road. Very late for dinner. Locals prepared lots of food and waited for us till 8:00 P.M. The dinner was great and plenty. Had a short discussion with the locals and used the house of a local politician as our hotel.

DAY 15
Our second to the last day. Volunteered to wake up early for a trip to a local river leading to a waterfall. Took a small banca with one horsepower engine. That morning was magical. Fog enshrouded the river that was flanked by mountains. Was very happy.

Went back to politician’s house and was late for breakfast. Entire team was getting ready to roll. Finally reached our last leg. My beard and moustache were about two inches long already. Met by Frank and Denden, the local tourism officers. Not much time. Had to move fast. Went around the city’s tourist attractions. Special for the day was the Philippine Eagle Camp. Was surprised at the nice landscape. Saw lots of rare and exotic animals. Gazed in awe at Pag-asa, the first success story of Philippine Eagle artificial insemination.

Went to a local ihaw-ihaw for a grand last supper.

DAY 16
Continued city tour and did some shopping for marang and durian (again). Guys were like crazy, bought crates upon crates of pomelos. Got some local clothes and souvenir items. Went to the airport (nice airport!) and boarded a plane.

Back to reality (Manila). Missus surprised me at the Manila airport. Saw the beard and moustache and made a bad face, but kissed me anyway.

Went home and immediately shaved my face.

The end.

OW, SHET! I’M ALL ALONE!

It was in the afternoon
and the sky was hued with gold

As the boat neared the port
The staff greeted me with warm smiles

A cold welcome drink was handed to me
Every refreshing drop sliced down my throat
Palm trees made gentle sways
and the surf made rhythmic sounds
The emerald water embraced the white grains of the sand

Buffet dinner was ready
And I made it my first business
I sinned that night
From all the delightful food I had

A few talks and a round of beer
And I had to call it a day
I was ushered to my cottage
While someone carried my stuff

And there it was
A luxurious room
With all the “to die for” amenities

And the bed!
It looked so regal
and inviting
There was even a flower
in the middle of the mattress
As if telling me that the night will be a special one

But I got sad
and whispered
Ow, shet! I’m all alone!

Four Days in Banaue for Php800

I got an assignment to do an ocular for a signage project in Banaue.

My total per diem allowance for the entire trip was P800. And I did not have any personal money to spare for a decent trip. But I had to do it. Besides, I knew that accommodation in Banaue was very affordable. Sixty five pesos in the town proper and only about thirty pesos in the village called Batad. Bus fare was less than P200 and that actually left me with only P400 for my survival. This is how I did it: I got a map and planned my itinerary before traveling. I stayed for one night in a lodging house in the town proper and limited my every meal to P25. The following day, instead of hiring a jeepney, I took a once-a-day jeepney to Bangaan Village. The fare was only P25. From Bangaan Village. I walked for two hours to Batad Village and stayed there for two nights. On the 4th day, I woke up early and trekked to the jeepney stop. Got on the only jeepney for the day and arrived in Banaue town proper by mid morning. Had lunch and took another jeepney to Solano. From there, I hopped on a bus heading towards Manila. Mission accomplished.

Of course, nowadays, you must be willing to shell out at least P3,500 to have that same adventure.

MOUNTAINEERING DAYS

The Preparation

My former boss, Betty Nelle at the Department of Tourism had one very good policy when it came to our projects like tourism product research: If its your project, you must get into it. It was that policy that I am forever grateful to her and to DOT as it opened up exciting adventures in my life. I became a mountaineer. Actually, I was not the project officer for the mountaineering project. Luckily for me, my colleague who used to handle the project resigned to pursue his Capricornian dream. For those who don’t understand my last statement, try to analyze somebody who is a Capricorn and you will immediately know what I mean.

Common sense told me that before I could even become a neophyte mountaineer, I must prepare. I had two months before a major climb to be held in the wilderness of the Sierra Madre. I had a friend who became my fitness trainer, Arnold, a jolly man who’s into a religious group and some form of martial arts. The DOT building had a gym complete with all types of weights and some sets of treadmills. An occasional entertainment came in the form of sharing the gym with aerobics ladies. I thought that a nightly pump-up would change me into something better. Okay, I admit, some sort of a macho man ready to face the challenges of nature. But try to imagine this – I was a guy with a waistline of 28 inches. Arnold made me pump serious weights, stretched me, push ups of all kinds, modified pull-ups. He made me work! He made me work real hard! Sometimes, at the end of a session, I threw up. Two hours in the gym and 30 minutes in the comfort room, that was a familiar night for me. After a month of the regimen, I knew that I was ready. I called up a mountaineer and asked if I could join their Matulid River activity. The answer was a resoundingly flat “NO.”… The reason? I was not a mountaineer! It took me almost an hour begging him to let me join. I told him I’d hire a porter, bring my own food, even bring a super kalan just so I could join them. “No.”

So I was back to my daily regimen lifting weights, tread milling, stretching, and sometimes throwing up while at the same time trying to find ways to link up with a mountaineering group and finally get a taste of my first mountain. Then after about two months of the Matulid fiasco, I got a call from Ping Arcilla of the DOT Region V office in Legaspi City. They were organizing a climb to Mt. Mayon. I asked myself, am I really destined to have Mt. Mayon as my first mountain?

Back in the early 90’s, mountaineering was an odd sport. Only a few, seemingly macho men and women dared go into this intimidating recreation. The public notion then was, who in his right mind would carry 15 – 20 kilos of food, clothing and equipment, climb up a mountain for two days, and then go down anyway? Nobody had the answer but the mountaineers themselves.

The mountaineering equipment and gear then were considered rare and precious items. Lucky was he who can find and actually buy an authentic, usually U.S.-made mountaineering gear. It took me almost a month finding those items one by one. So I got an A-frame tent with wooden poles and without any rain fly, a sleeping bag, a backpack made by a Filipino mountaineer, and my only imported gear – a Hi-tec trekking shoes with the where made label torn out (up to now, I suspect that it was made in one of the export processing zones in R.P.)

A guy fully donned in those gears was considered a curious attraction in Manila’s streets. Ordinary people would suddenly stop and involuntarily stare at this person with huge shoes, bandana, dog tags and a colorful backpack that seemed like a sack of rice. Sometimes, tambays who see a passing mountaineer on his way to a climb would sing out loud the famous song of the Ghost Busters (that movie trio who were armed with backpack generators and zapped ghosts). Sometimes, guards stationed at the mall centers would not let mountaineers in fearing that they carried cannons! (They were joking… of course) I remember one time when there were five of us who came from a hiking activity and we were at EDSA waiting for a ride back home. We saw the right bus and started running towards it. Then I saw their faces. The people in the street suddenly split like an ocean (please forgive me for quoting sometimes from the Bible) and the mass of people opened up to what seemed like a wide avenue for us. Then it dawned on me. There we were, five big guys with big packs making big strides and creating huge noise as we ran. The people must have been afraid that we would ram them down. Or worse, they must have thought that we would trip and roll over them. What fear they must have had. As I looked into their eyes, the black portion seemed to disappear.

My First Mountain – The Daragang Magayon!

So, Mayon Volcano. That one with the nearest perfect cone and rising at more than 8,000 feet was going to be my first taste of mountaineering. I nearly begged off but Ping assured me that I could do it. Well, he told me that, so maybe I could really do it!

Going to Legaspi City in Albay Province was sort of a breeze (that second bus ride). If not for that frequent stops, I would have slept like a baby during those 12 hours of travel from Manila.

In Legaspi City I had a quick breakfast and proceeded to the DOT office. There I watched the mountaineers start coming in. Many of them were students based in Legaspi City and they all had with them those prominent backpacks filled to the brim. They all had three days’ worth of clothing. They had sleeping bags and tents neatly packed in. They also had numerous liters of water, stove and food! Lots of them! The only thing I had in my backpack was my sleeping bag and my tent which were lousily packed. My food? I had one loaf bread, cheese, one can each of corned beef and sardines and one liter of water. The last item was my most precious possession – my instamatic camera.

I was watching them guys and one by one they started noticing me. I was wearing brand new trekking shoes! Almost all of them were wearing old shoes. Many were not even fit for hiking

At that point I became very conscious. Had they realized that there was a neophyte in their midst? I kept hearing comments on my shoes and that it will be destroyed by the mountain. Sayang daw. I just hoped that they were just envious of my brand new shoes. If they would only mind their own business and just laugh inside and ponder at my future for the next three days.

Everybody belonged to a group or a mountaineering club. Me? I was a guest of the DOT regional office. It was too late when I realized that we were all guests of the DOT. Each group should be self-contained. They must have enough tents, water and food for the entire trip. Luckily, I met four other guys who were like me. Two (Buboy and his friend) were students based in Legaspi City, one (Elmer) was a local and unemployed guy; and the last was Tony Banks from New Zealand. I guess it was one of those laws – “lost souls stick together”. We saw each other and immediately clicked. I found a group! I realized later that having your own group or a buddy is crucial in mountaineering. First, you are never lonely, and second is that there is a support group that can elevate your confidence. And many times, a buddy separates the thin line between giving up and pushing on and making your conquest.


The Hike

I thought I was already prepared. The hike started quite far from the base of the volcano. We walked over a gully and it took us about two hours before I felt a change in the slope of the trail. Aside from the gully, the trail crossed through tall cogon grasses and open spaces. The sun was nearing its maximum intensity and I felt like melting in the middle of the trail. It was Day 1 and we were not even near Camp 1. I had four leg cramps, two on each leg. I wanted to quit. But I was already in the middle of nowhere. It was a good thing that Buboy was always there and waited for me during cramp attacks. I kept saying, ‘I can do it, I can’t quit, God help me, and aguuy!. By lunchtime we finally reached Camp 1. There I saw more than 100 guys who joined the activity. Some were having lunch and a few were already on their way to Camp 2. My water was almost gone and I still have two and a half days to go. Then sounding like a voice from heaven, somebody said that there was a water source nearby. Buboy and I immediately raced there. And as we were going, somebody shouted, ‘bring a straw!’ A what?!

A straw!… The water source was only about 100 meters from Camp 1. It was neither a river nor a spring. It was solidified lava where indentions were formed and became water traps. “It rained the previous night so it’s a fresh supply of water’, somebody said. The traps were not big and most of them can only hold about a cup of water. A straw was really a necessity. I had a bottle to fill so I jumped from one trap to another filling the bottle using its cap. Anyway, I had a water-purifying tablet with me. It is also better that way than picking up a pebble later on and putting it in my mouth like a candy to induce salivation (AKA emergency water).

The trail between Camp1 and Camp 2 was unimaginable. I thought that Mayon was forested. Instead, we walked over a frozen lava flow. And the steep incline was constant. I looked forward and everything was going up. I looked back and everything was going down. There was no flat land (or lava). I kept reminding myself that I cannot afford to make a slip. I would continuously roll down hundreds of meters and stop maybe at Camp 1. It was a good thing that the lava trail was dry and my brand new trekking shoes held good.

Along the trail, I occasionally encountered Manila-based mountaineering groups like the Ayala Mountaineers led by Alex Abaygar. His companions were mostly ladies and they all carried heavy backpacks. I watched them negotiate the trail and I sometimes imitated their steps.
About halfway through to Camp 2 the temperature changed. From tropical heat, it became refreshingly cool with occasional wisps of very cold wind. But my burden did not lighten. As I continuously sagged, my legs and load became heavier. It was during this time of difficulty that the human species can invent something just to survive. That time I learned that a mantra can help you stay focused and remove your attention from the pain and difficulty of the activity. My mantra was actually a song that was famous at that time. It was a rap made by Andrew E with these lines:

‘Guess what you know last night
Yo! It was the best
I met na pretty Girl na taga IS….’

Man, I must have sung that song in my head for about 500 times.

On with the trail.

Although it seemed like an avenue from afar, the lava trail was really a jumble of huge rocks and rough surfaces. Some really difficult ones were the walls that seemed to have ‘no entry’ signs painted all over them. They were not insurmountable, though. There was always a way through those walls. Small ledges can be used as holds or steps as one negotiates the wall. But if you consider that those ledges are no more than six inches thick and that if you fall, you go straight down to about 30 feet before making a continuous roll of about 1,000 meters, then you must find a way to contain your fear.

Yes. Fear is your constant companion. And sometimes, that fear can overwhelm you and that there is a mountaineering term for it – your balls race towards your throat.

I also learned a lot along the trail. Ping showed me that the very thin vegetation in Mayon Volcano can actually nourish me. There were small, black berries the size of peas and wild strawberries along the trail. Yum! Actually, its yum if you picked the right fruit. There are other fruits that are similar to the edible berries and miniature strawberries only they don’t taste near any delicious nor edible entrée.

Camp 2 was where we settled for the night. It was an elevated area bisected by the lava flow. Colorful tents popped up on the inclined earth and those with mountaineering stoves started cooking their own dinner. The five of us prepared our tent. Yes, my tent that can comfortably hold two persons. There were five of us. Of course, there was a solution in this kind of predicament. Four of us slept inside (sideways only), one would sit outside. Every two or three hours, one of us inside came out and replace the one outside. Neat, no? Dinnertime, we had two cans of sardines, one can of pork and beans and a loaf of bread.

Camp 2 was also the place where we got news. At this point, I found out that about a third of the climbers went back (must be neophytes!) and numerous others were thinking twice whether to continue the following day or head back. I also saw heart-breaking scenes. There was a lady who was so weak that her legs seemed like vegetables. The moment she attempted to stand, her legs collapsed. She was crying. The leaders made a decision. She was to be portered back the next morning. What? Portered. A local will carry her on his back and go down to Camp 1 where medical help was available. I suddenly felt pity for the local porter. She must have weighted at least 100 pounds. Can he really carry her down through dangerous trails? The Leaders assured me that he can. He can definitely do it.

Halfway through dinner, I had the creeping fear that I was again running out of water. Again, the heavens answered my concern. Ping suddenly appeared and gave me a liter of water. I felt like a guest then!

Just as we were about to call it a night, George Cordovilla, one of the leaders and the president of MAENOC, a local mountaineering club, stopped by our campsite. He had numerous fresh bruises and contusions. A little asking and we were in for a great story. He was walking at Camp 2 and he suddenly slipped. Remember the incline and the continuous roll? It happened to him. The slip caused George to roll down to numerous meters, Had it not been for his presence of mind and his mountaineering experience, he could have had a mangled body or a splattered brain. To save his precious head as he rolled down, he looked at where gravity would bring him. As he was about to land face first, he pushed his head upwards, if he would land on his back, he lurched his head and made sure that it did not hit solid ground; if there was a rock he deftly used his hands to push his body from the rock. As he finished his story, I thought that he was great. Then I became worried. If that happened to me I guess I would be singing heavenly songs and playing a harp by now.

Sleep time came and I realized another thing about mountains. Up tha’ar on those mountains are freezing temperatures. I had a sleeping bag but I guess that was not enough. My body shook a little bit the whole night. Tony, the New Zealander was quite worried. I got through it but I could not believe that hypothermia can mean a great deal in warm countries like the Philippines.

Day 2

We were greeted by a slight, warm sunlight. Buboy was already up and about and gave me some of his warm coffee. I did not care how he got hold of that coffee but its taste certainly woke up my whole system. It was going to be an assault of the peak and the only things that we had to bring were food and water. Everything else was left at the campsite. To help all of us find the right trail, small flags were set up. It was very important to follow the flags to avoid wandering off and going to a deadly crevasse. A cut-off time was established. If by 11:00 AM and you were not at the peak, you have to go back to Camp 2. Timing was very critical. Everybody had to be back to Camp 2 by nightfall. Night trekking in Mayon was like making you life hang by a thread.

On the way to the assault of the peak, the trail changed. We did not step on frozen lava anymore but on loose scree or rocks with varied sizes. This time, the level of care was multiplied. We could not just walk; we had to crawl and held on to rocks very carefully. Any mistake of dislodging a rock or even a pebble could mean one thing – a rock fall. This is the scene – if a climber carelessly steps on a rock and it dislodges, the rock rolls down, at it rolls down, it dislodges other rocks. Lucky if the event stops after a few meters. Sometimes though, fist-sized rocks would eventually dislodge another rock the size of a car. In Mayon, if a rock fall happens, somebody would shout’ “Rock!” and everybody looks up. Unfortunately, everybody is in precarious situation. He cannot go left nor right fast enough, there are no trees to use as shields, he can’t even run lest he creates another rock fall event. What he can do is to watch where the rocks are heading. If they are small enough, he’ll just use his arms to shield his head. But if the rocks are big, he would just duck, swing his body, jump over the biggest rock, or pray to God that he live through the event.



It was also here that I learned the three-point system. Of the two hands and feet, three of them must be secured first before one finds a place to hold or step on. It was effective. In fact, it might have saved a lot of lives in the loose rocks section. Try to imagine this: you’re trying to move upward; you have one of your hands and both feet firmly planted. You hold on to a rock to move upward. Suddenly, the rock is dislodged! What will you do? You can’t throw it down – it will cause a rock fall. The only thing left to do is to return the rock to its former position and (thank God you did not fall) try to find another hold.



A crucial point came for many of us – the Knife’s Edge. When I came to this point, there were already numerous people sitting just right before the Knife’s Edge. I asked around. Elmer, one of my group mates, answered that they have had enough. What?!! We were only about 300 meters to the Peak! I saw those who passed through this point and they looked like colorful ants making their way to conquest. I looked at the Knife’s Edge and saw that the trail was only about a meter wide. A rope was conveniently tied to add to our confidence. But the sheer drop simply drained whatever was left of the courage of many of the guys. On both sides were seemingly vertical drops of thousands of feet. I looked down and I almost lost it. I too, wanted to back out. It was a good thing that Tony’s eyes and mine met. They actually talked! He gave me a nod and right there and then I knew I will reach the Peak of Mayon!


Okay, so my balls raced up my throat again. In fact, they raced up a lot of times. Those colorful ‘ants’ with me included were creeping along a narrow ledge. At one time, I thought that if I died there, it would be much faster for me to reach Heaven since I was already 8,000 feet above flat grounds. The last frightening moment of the climb was when we had to pull up ourselves over a ledge. The only hold I found was a piece of frozen lava no more than an inch thick. I held on to it, closed my eyes and prayed that angels would heave me up. What do you know? The next time I opened my eyes I was only about 50 meters from the crater over an easy path.

Victory at last! We reached the crater, snapped some photos and smelled the sweet scent of sulfuric air (actually, it smelled like rotten eggs).


The descent was less than eventful but full of high spirits. We reached camp 2 at about 4:00 P.M. and decided to stay there for the night. The more experienced ones went down all the way to Camp 1. Since there were fewer tents already, we decided to transfer our tent to a better place, at the other side of the gully. Nighttime came and some very tired hikers were still coming in by trickles. It was the same story as the first night. We were crammed, I shuddered and Tony was worried. At one time, we heard a loud noise of huge rocks rolling. We listened. No shouts came. No one was hit. We then slept soundly.

Morning came and the topic of the day was about the rock fall the previous night. Somebody said he saw the rocks and they fortunately hit a place where nobody was camped. He then pointed at the exact spot where the rocks rolled over. Tony, Elmer, Buboy and I looked at each other. That was our campsite.

A date with leeches – Bulusan Volcano

…. It was like I was transferred into the movie called “Fern Gully”. All the plants around me were of all kinds of ferns and that they seemed to fill my whole vision. That moment was so magical that I wished I could take it all in. I found a big rock and sat on it, and with a half smile filling my lips, I scanned the whole area. I felt like I was in the middle of God’s lovely creation.

Then they started coming. I saw one on my boots. My chinky eyes widened. Then another suddenly jumped on my wrist! Leeches! Lots of them! That panic-filled moment made me realize that I was in the middle of a leech country. The one on my wrist had anchored itself and started sucking my blood. And then I lost my wits. I tried to brush it off real hard. It did not budge. I saw its body moving and undulating with regular rhythm. It was getting fat. I really lost my wits! I pulled it off and its body lengthened by the force of my pull. I got it! Still panicking, I brushed off several others creeping on my boots (the whole scene took about 30 seconds but it seemed like an hour). Then I ran. I ran real hard and real fast.

Leeches are some of the most unwanted surprises in tropical rainforests. Always thirsty for blood, they usually wait in ambush among leaves for the unlucky mammal that passes their way. When they sense that something is coming near them, they excitedly lock on their target and spring forward. On contact, they immediately clip on the skin and start sucking in the blood of their unlucky victim. A hungry leech usually looks like a piece of toothpick, but the moment it gets enough blood, its body length decreases by half but its diameter increases to about three times.

There are quite a number of leeches. The most common are the limatik. I would guess that about nine out of ten leech hits among mountaineers was caused by this creature. There are leeches that specialize in selecting sensitive body parts like eyelids. I saw this specialist at work in the Bulusan climb. A member of the Ayala Mountaineers group was bothered along the trail by what seemed like a piece of dirt that got stuck in his eyelid. He endured it for about two hours and finally tried to figure out how to remove it when his group reached the campsite. His friends probed his eye trying to find that piece of dirt. What they found instead was already a bloated leech that feasted on his eyelid. So with a piece of tweezers, they carefully removed the leech.

Aside from specialization, leeches come in varied sizes. The biggest I saw was the one that made a fine skin decoration on the leg of my friend, Rica Bueno. Our group crossed a knee-deep river in the municipality of Pangil in Laguna Province. After crossing the river, Rica felt something sticking on her leg. To our shock, what we saw was a big leech about the size of my small finger and seven inches long. Rica went crazy. I tried to pull it off but my hand slipped through its slimy body. Thinking fast, I wrapped my tubao around it (much like when you use a piece of cloth to open a bottle of soft drink) and then pulled it off real hard. Everybody heaved a sigh of relief as we watched it wriggle its body on the riverbank.

Leeches are not found anywhere. Their favorite spots are damp areas and sometimes with standing waters. They are at their least number during dry periods but they seem to bloom at the onset of the rainy season. As one gets to know better this thing, he will find out that it is not really horrifying. It’s as if when you got a taste of its saliva, you will not be afraid of it anymore. The first encounter with a leech is always the worst time. The following encounters become like an ordinary event. Sometimes, you see one creeping on your pants and you say, “oh, a leech”, without any adrenalin increase. You will instead get a piece of a stick and gently brush it off like a harmless insect. Sometimes after a day’s hike, you would notice blood on your socks. You may wonder where that blood came from, but when you remove your socks, you would see that two or three leeches had a grand dinner on your feet. This time, you may say, “Oh, gosh. They got me”

Some guys, though, never get over their fear of those tiny creatures. So they bring all sorts of potions to help them ward off any leech attack. The three most frequently brought items are cigarettes to sear the animal and make it detach itself, tobacco leaves because leeches don’t like its smell (I wonder, can they really smell?), and if a wary hiker knows he’s approaching a leech area, he’ll put on soap on his legs.

So I got through the leech country and continued my hike through the Bulusan forest. The next two hours was uneventful, just full of huffing and green scenery. The surprise came when we were nearing the edge of the forest. What filled our eyes was a gigantic dead crater! And we were in the middle of this huge earth surrounded by towering ridges. This was to be our campsite. The crater had about two kilometers diameter of open space. The soil was mostly sandy and there were patches of tall cogon grass. Because tall mountain walls surrounded us, there was a constant blowing of winds. Tents had to be firmly secured and backpacks had to be put inside to add weight to the tents. Those who did not see the wind as a threat to their precious gear saw their unsecured tents roll over and over through the open space. Some aluminum and fiberglass tent poles were broken.

Dinnertime. We had to eat inside our tents to prevent having sand as part of our meal.

The morning that came was a foggy one. We prepared for an assault of the peak and started ascending through very thick cogon area. It was a good thing that there were many of us hikers and I did not fear getting lost. The cogon grasses were about six feet high. Just try to imagine if you get lost in the middle of this ‘forest’.

When I reached a smaller peak, I saw all the climbers huddled in the very cold and foggy air. A decision was made to abort the assault. It was too foggy and consequently dangerous to try to reach the peak. We just stayed there for about 30 minutes savoring the “success” of our climb before we started heading back. Some wise guys showed everybody how to have fun on the cogon grass. We all became like children again as we made the grass like playground slides. I had the unlucky moment of encountering a veteran (AKA old) mountaineer and he castigated me by saying I was destroying the trail. So much for great fun there.

Noon was a combination of lunch and break-up of the campsite. Although we passed through the leech country again, I made a wizened decision not to stop there. Much of the trails we passed through were not the same ones. And to our surprise, the end part of the hike was a nice soda water spring resort called Masacrot. This time, we finally got huge rewards. I got a nice, complete bath (in soda water!), a real comfort room and a mini fiesta just for us tired and hungry guys.

Intimacy With Taal Volcano

If there is one site that I will always brag of having trekked for so many times, it will be Taal Volcano Island. The latest count was 14.

Many tourists would only see the island from the safety of Tagaytay Ridge. For the adventurer, they may use the Daang Kastila trail and get to see the famed “island within a lake within a volcano within an island,” or the main crater which was created by a 1911 eruption. Some would get up close to the Crater Lake via the Alas-as Trail, while much fewer could walk around the twin craters via the Tabaro Trail. Still, some unlucky ones would never get to land on the island as they are conned by some boat operators who claim that they can only go around the island - quick money, indeed.

Not for me. I took all the routes and got lost a lot of times. I took a dip at the sulfuric Crater Lake and camped somewhere on the island.


It’s easy to get lost in the volcano island. The cogon grasses are more than six feet high and there are many trails leading to nowhere. There are many deep gullies where one can easily fall down. And those lava deposits - man, their huge, smoldering, unstable and razor-sharp. Forget your brand new trekking shoes, they’ll be minced once you get lost in the middle of a lava deposit.

Another character of the volcano island is the intense heat. Say you’re proud to have a wide-brimmed hat or even an umbrella; but you will walk in the middle of a desert-like topography which reflects the heat towards your face. Call it a double-whammy. Forget Taal if you hate the idea of being cooked by the sun and the sand. Besides, the island is not for (roasted) chickens, he he he....



Here’s one legendary trip on the island.

Would you call this celestial prophecy or just plain good luck? I led my mountaineering club (DOT-ASCENT) for an overnight trip to the volcano island. It was an adventure club so we had to do some hiking. Fine, our itinerary was a trek through the Daang Kastila for a bird’s eye view of the Crater Lake, then hike down towards the sulfuric water and then camp near Tabaro. The next day was going to be a trek around the twin craters. Easy.

We got two local guides (children - a very wrong decision). The first part was that - very easy. I had been through the trails a couple of times. We reached the edge where we can see the Crater Lake. Admired the sight and had lunch. Then it was time to go down. After a few minutes, I sensed something was wrong. There was no trail! We had to wade through six feet high cogon and leaned on them to make ourselves visible to the trekkers behind us. We had with us an American friend and I asked him about this hike. He replied, “I’ve never been in a jungle.” I had to tell him that we were not in a jungle but a cogon country.

From Tagaytay City, you would think that the island is very small and should be easy to walk around in. We thought so, too. We were very, very wrong.

In the middle of the day, the guides (kids!) said that they had to go back and that we can reach Tabaro as we could already see it in the horizon. We paid them and let them leave (another wrong decision!).

We knew we made that grave mistake to let our guides leave but we also realized that they were only kids. Besides, we also had our mountaineer’s pride to contend with. As we suspected, that horizon called Tabaro can only be reached by somebody who knows the island. After one hour of seemingly walking in circles (no trails), we knew that we were desperately lost. From cogon grasses, the vegetation changed to knee-high hard plants that were quite difficult to walk on. Two guys had to act like tractors to level the plants and create a trail. A couple more hours and the sun was starting to settle down - and we were still in the middle of nowhere. We could not even find a campsite!

A decision was made - we had to find an elevated ground and scan the vicinity. We reached a ridge and became more depressed. There was absolutely no campsite nearby and the sun was getting ready to disappear. Then somebody saw a man with a dog in another ridge about a kilometer away. We shouted at the man and asked for some direction. He shouted back and said that down below us at one point was a flat ground with no vegetation. We thanked him and started going down. At that point, every second counted. We even argued whether we had to immediately go down or bring out our flashlights first. I was already in mild panic and had to tell everybody that we had to move first while there was enough light.

The man said down and we looked for a point going down. We saw one and I started grappling on tree branches like what an orangutan would do in a thick vegetation. After only about 20 meters of descent, just when it was almost totally dark, I saw a sand-covered flat ground - our campsite!

Dinner was a sumptuous spaghetti and pork barbecue (we call this gourmet hike!).

As we settled for the night, we reconstructed the day’s events. When it came to the topic of the man with a dog on a ridge, we could not imagine how someone could be in that kind of place and at that time. Then somebody said that there is a saint with a dog. Under those circumstances, it would be easy to call that man by the name of that saint with a dog.

We had a nice sleep that night but we were still worried that we were still lost somewhere in the island.

To continue the miracle, I mean, the story, just as we were having breakfast, a man suddenly appeared in our campsite. No, he was not the saint but a local coal maker. It was a very welcome surprise for us; he agreed to guide us to Tabaro. Later, he told us that he was quite shocked and afraid to hear voices (ours – he thought we were lamang lupa or forest spirits) and see our tents in the middle of nowhere.

When we reached Tabaro, we thanked him profusely. And instead of giving him money (he might get insulted - remember, he helped us), we gave him some clothes.

In another trip I found out from some of the locals that the guy was very thankful for our “gifts.” It was a very small token from us. But for him, it was more than enough to provide his family with one year supply of fresh (actually, used) clothing. Up to now, I still wonder what would have happened to us if he and the other guy with the dog did not show up.